By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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o_m_g_joe 0

nice job elmer fudd that wascaly wabbit made u look like a wetard

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cucuto89 0

so these people think thousands of dolalrs in damages are more important than a pest rabbit..... I bet they'd think differently if it was a rat

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dilutedpink 0

your discusting and so are you cucuto! its not the the rabbi knew any better or any other aniamal for that matter

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Gotz_No_Love 1

Bugs Bunny and Elmar Fudd. c'mon, the rabbit was hungry. i don't like to shooting small animals, but it's important in conservation. you did it for a few plants in your garden. i'm ashamed. YDI

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vanaathiel 13

YDI...shooting at a rabbit because your to stupid to properly fence your garden....idiot

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xskatebakerrx 0

1) Rabbits are pests that have overpopulated suburban areas and need serious population control. 2) Nobody would have gotten their panties in such a twist if rabbit had been changed to snake.

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Nanospeed 0

lol @ all the liberal hippy comments about e.g. "ANIMAL KILLLER! OMGZ!" I hope every one of those commentators are vegetarians, otherwise they'd be serious hypocrites (although I wouldn't put hypocrisy past them) OP: You are plain dumb for firing a rifle in your backyard like that #688 --> bang on point about the snake. Double standards abound in this comments section.

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softpinkdaisies 0

257 pretty much sums up where I think you bunny lovers all come from.... NOT EVERYONE LIVES IN THE CITY!! And If you lived in the country you would understand the frustration from putting all that love, care and hard work into a garden and then having rabbits eat it before you can harvest it! Fences do not work they get through pretty much anything! people from the city do not understand the workings of the countryside and therefore should not get involved! You are only affected by this because you have decided the bunny is 'cute' but I bet you'd kill vermin in your house. Whoever said bunnies are different because they're pets, I can assure you wild rabbits are not the same as pets, they have a nasty bite for a start. It's like saying don't kill that rat that's carrying disease and eating (and urinating on) my food, it's the same as having a pet living in my cupboard! And relocating a rabbit does not work! I agree it was a bit daft shooting towards a pool and yes there are other ways of sorting this... I have a dog and two cats who between them happily keep rabbits away, but if he doesn't have an animal then this is the next best option.

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ya_chuzhoi 0

#4 of Col. Jeff Cooper's Rules: "Be sure of your target. Know what it is, what is in line with it, and what is behind it. Never shoot at anything you have not positively identified. Be aware of your surroundings, whether on the range or in a fight. Do not assume anything. Know what you are doing." Whoops!

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