By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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tommiegirlxxx 0

#722: A) There's a high population of humans on the earth than rabbits and no one's doing anything about it B) the rabbit didn't realize it was doing something wrong C) Eating another human is cannibalism because we know that it's wrong, a rabbit eating a plant isn't because it doesn't know any better and the plant will grow better. D) Humans cause waayyy more destruction than rabbits do, so let them "get back" at us, if that's what you call it

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Phobic_fml 14

you sound like someone who REALLY shouldn't be handling a firearm.

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bogeyalert 0

Three words: Geometry of Fire And wtf is with all the tree hugging? Humans have, and do, kill animals all the time. As long as you're not wasting them, what's the problem?

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Luneth101 0

#723 You do understand that if the rabbits did overpopulate and eat all the plants in an area, it would pretty much kill off all life in that part of the land, including the rabbits themselves. Plants can be eaten to the root. Humans do cause destruction, true, but consider, at least some are trying to correct the damage and protect the Earth. By this, I do not mean all the individual animals. Humans are now trying to make sure that they don't hunt any more animals to extinction. Humans are trying to stop this so called 'global warming'. But rabbits don't even try. Their ruled by instinct, exactly like how you said. They don't know it's wrong. So this means, that if they ate every single planet in the world, they wouldn't know it was wrong, which is why we need to keep their population in check. Examine your logic.

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oldskoolman85 0

Well at least you probably drown it.

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AvinG 0

people saying "YDI! you tryed to kill an innocent little bunny! are stupid, if you spent the time it took to plant a garden and a little animal started to eat it youd get pretty pissed too

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Chris_QF 0

that'll tech you for being a crap shot

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payden 0

I love everyone calling this guy an animal kill shut up and have another hamburger you fat bitch. Oh and PETA eat your heart out.

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NRA_advocate 5

P- People E- Eating T- Tasty A- Animals

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kangaroo62 2

YDI because animals deserve to live just as much as humans. If you spent hours making a cake and a little kid ate it when he wasn't supposed to you wouldn't shoot him. But damn 15,000 gallon pool that's huge and I'm glad it was ruined.

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cmac86 23

you'll get that wascally wabbit next time, Elmer.

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