By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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ScarsNme 0

Aside from all the humane and inhumane banter, I'm sure Bill Engvall (a hunter AND redneck comedian from Winslow, AZ) would have something to say about this... "Heeeeeere's your sign!"

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ellameno 2

Unlike the others, I don't really care that you were shooting at a rabbit. But you get a YDI for being too dumb to notice what was behind the rabbit. Good thing it wasn't a person!

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tonia_fml 0

you're a douche. forreal. YDI

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Knollmania 0

All you bunny-lovers obviously have no knowledge whatsoever of ecology or anything at all. All you seem to know is that bunnies are cute. Well you know what? Bunnies are overpopulated. Bunnies ruin people's harvests. How on earth do you think some of these people are supposed to make an honest living while a rabbit is eating his crops? Should he SHARE IT? Share it with "the poor little innocent sweet cute little bunny." Nice going, tards. I'd say the goal was right, but the execution needs work.

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comprareljeremy 0

I never thought my experience flooding my pool would be so popular. I just wanted Revenge that was all. :(

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plehning 0

How do u miss with a 22. Rifle? Its easy to shoot and aim. And i bet that cost a lot of money

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plehning 0

U shouldnt even attempt to kill a harmless animal. YDI soo much. Im glad ur basement flooded just like the other couple hundred people.

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amyplaysmusic 0

I can't believe you tried to kill an innocent rabbit. Sounds like you got what you deserved.

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sbc704 0

HAHAHAHA this is why gun violence solves nothing

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DJElle 0

you more than deserve that 1. for hurting a defenseless animal who was just hungry 2. for coming on here and whining about it like we're supposed to be sorry for you 3. for shooting at something like an indoor pool [idiot] 4. for blaming the bullet and not your terrible aim. sorry OWNED and i hope your garden gets trashed, good luck cleaning out your basement!

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