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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By howrude - 11/09/2009 11:57 - Canada

Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

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By jgboy - 14/09/2014 15:32 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

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Sunday 1 May 2011 16:16

it's ok you get them back while you **** their daughter

chicagolady 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:19

Only pay for your two meals and tell the restaurant the name and address of the two parents..

Comments

SwaggerMelon 6

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:23

Thats amusing I must say.

ThogTheCaveman 7

Sunday 1 May 2011 22:25

How did you get dislikes? It's true, it is very amusing.

versace_chick 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:23

Your comment : wow if that happened to me next time i go to thier house i would take something of equal value and go straight to the pawn shop.

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 21:16

^win!

jessecax 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:24

well maybe you passed their test, now! :D

thewife5 19

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:21

probably failed the test for being a pushover.. what's wrong with parents these days?

gingercurlytop 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:27

suckfest:( she's soo not worth that.

syi_fml 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:52

Portland here too!

yaer 4

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:29

the ***** family thanks you for the meal! have a nice ****!

yaer 4

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:41

oh come on!! it's ok to say he'll get them back while ******* their daughter but not to say "the ***** family thanks you"?

josh5634 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:32

Good job, you got moderated, twice. you deserve an Internet cookie.

Kn0wledge123 21

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:30

Get revenge and **** their precious daughter. It's prom. Pussy Ready On Midnight.

jellybeeen 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:32

slay them!

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:21

not entirely sure why, but your comment made me erupt in laughter. maybe it's the absurdity of it all. >.> |the kid|

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:32

If you were able to pay for the meal everything is okay. You probably gained some respect after that incident.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 21:07

Clearly they don't respect him or they wouldn't have done that. Inviting yourself to dinner on someone else's tab is not a respectful move. FYL Two semi-unrelated comments: 1. $95 for four people seems a fair price, not the price of a "fancy" meal. Probably more than a secondary school student can afford easily though. 2. I thought dinner was served at prom. Is that not the case?