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By Noname - 26/02/2009 15:30 - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML

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By Tejanoswhy - 18/12/2015 18:16

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

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By tiptoesjohnson - 19/01/2012 23:26

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

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By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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By me - 14/04/2016 17:33 - United States - Katy

Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I was in my psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew, I looked up to see everyone with their notebooks on their desks. It was an open-note test. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2012 04:59 - United States - Humble

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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jm88 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:02

Jerk! ;] Poor kid..

snapperturtle 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:02

Shouldn't have been so quick to rip that up...

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bls5301 2

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:44

but the paper wasn't on his desk.... it was in his hand. BOOM ROASTED! :P

connormadden 5

Friday 21 January 2011 13:11

double agreed

connormadden 5

Friday 21 January 2011 13:14

I hope someone rips up the next note ur mom gives you

mdkid 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:18

lmao

UsageAlert 0

Monday 31 January 2011 7:31

Right you are. I hope the kid snitched on the OP.

anco16 0

Monday 31 January 2011 19:50

ur an ASS!!

brittanyl 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 22:23

Wow. Rude much?

FAYUL12345100 3

Wednesday 2 February 2011 22:57

Sure, assume he's cheating, it's not like he's trying to reassure himself.

legendary242 5

Sunday 6 February 2011 8:10

douche

EricTheAsian 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:04

wat kind of ta does more than wat the teacher asks? unless ur an adult ta

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