By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
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Safiya_fml 8

you didnt have sex with her after that, right?

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clitoria 15

"Yes because obviously I can read your bitchy-ass mind." I'm real sorry, that's ******.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I've heard of make up sex, but not break up sex. I hope you didn't do it, OP. I know it's easier for guys when it comes to losing their virginity (no pain involved or whatever), but you still don't want to give it up for someone who's just going to dump you. Sorry that you love her though when she obviously doesn't love you. :(

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lovethatstach 18

wish I could thumbs up #12 more than once. DROP MIC, #6.

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lovethatstach 18

you're for sure gonna catch the aids #118

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bolingea 9

At that point you should have ****** her so well that she would have wanted to stay with you just because of the sex, that or done everything you could think of to her including ******* her ass raw, just to hurt her

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realg0d 8

"yah I do" pounds her and she begs you to stay. "that was break up sex remember?"

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djb137 4

that's when you raw dog that bitch lol

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