Intimacy: Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with...

By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 18:08 - United States - East Northport

Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 01:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond

Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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By Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

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Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Safiya_fml 8

Monday 30 March 2015 12:18

you didnt have sex with her after that, right?

clitoria 15

Monday 30 March 2015 12:19

"Yes because obviously I can read your bitchy-ass mind." I'm real sorry, that's ******.

Comments

dawood_k 27

Monday 30 March 2015 12:30

Guess she wasn't only breaking your virginity

bettyc4 26

Monday 30 March 2015 12:33

I'm proud of you for using a condom.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Monday 30 March 2015 12:34

Actually I hope you didn't do it with her, Op. It's not fair whatsoever.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Monday 30 March 2015 12:36

How the hell were you supposed to know that, by the way? Ugh. What a bitch.

UH60 26

Monday 30 March 2015 12:36

Wish I could thumbs up #7 more than once. Go you.

DishnobFruitCum 5

Monday 30 March 2015 12:36

"with whom . . . with"? YDI!

CoralineCrossXXX 13

Monday 30 March 2015 18:53

So he deserves to have his heart broken by the person he loves and who he was going to give her something so valuable in the most intimate way because of a spelling error? you deserve to be down voted #18.

smokecloud_ 37

Monday 30 March 2015 20:12

Bad, grammar nazi, bad. Go to your room.

Dick_diamond 22

Monday 30 March 2015 12:44

That's a definite boner killer right there..

photographer49 22

Tuesday 31 March 2015 5:05

For some reason I don't think OP'S boner made the top of his priority list at that moment

russiancat464 12

Monday 30 March 2015 12:45

you plowed her as hard as you could right? Cant just be a bitch a start crying...right?

ShatteredPulse 15

Monday 30 March 2015 16:45

Hopefully cause guys who have emotions and cry are so "gay" haha you tell him man.... Really?

Xandrick 22

Monday 30 March 2015 12:58

Aww man...I'm sorry that happened, OP. I do hope you didn't lose it to her. If you're looking for your first time to be special, definitely look elsewhere.