By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
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Safiya_fml 8

you didnt have sex with her after that, right?

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clitoria 15

"Yes because obviously I can read your bitchy-ass mind." I'm real sorry, that's ******.

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SAspring 17

Wish I could thumb you down more than once #17

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myselfkk 20

FYL Man...i can understand how it hurts to listen those words from someone you love..

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thejonac 21

just get your clothes and leave. you don't need to waste your precious first time on a terrible human being like her

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usmc_sean 8

Doesn't matter had sex.

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therealjc_fml 14

I figured there would be 20 awesome comments like this right away. Apparently it's not as popular a song as a I thought!

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rockwrench 18

Smart OP using a condom. Hope you saved your V card for someone more deserving. If she's giving you simpathy sex and leaving you, it's possible someone else is in the picture.

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Mog11Kupo 6

I just hope that you know there are still better women out there that won't do such a thing just out of the blue. You deserve someone as faithful as you

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IWishIWasObama 12

Just make the best of it in that situation.

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mabs19 8

Screw her! She can't expect you to be able to read her bitchy mind, not just that but you deserve so much better!!!

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UH60 26

Wow, I just came back to read the new comments for this FML and I honestly meant #12 :( FML.

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Ironic_Meme 10

Maybe you can change her mind with the great sex that'll ensue.

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