By justme - 09/02/2010 18:20 - France

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
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saranottelling 7

I can already see almost every comments, "Why does your kid have access to your wallet and the toaster? YDI!!!!!111." Meanwhile, the OP's kid, a 35 year old, is eating Pop Tarts and playing Tetris inthe basement. He's thinking on doing something with his girlfriend later, Bertha. Bertha is a blow-up doll. He hides his parents medications so they can't kick him out. He also starves them by eating all the food they have. OP, f your life indeed.

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julesxox_fml 0

the great thing about this one is that I was pooping when I read it! haha :)

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SirRender 0

The Bright Side: You don't have to worry about your credit cards getting maxed out anymore.

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fylatfyldotcom 0

omfg fyl dude that's cruel, ground dat little boy!

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wordgirl 0

FYL times three: interrupted crap time (huge fyl); having shat whilst still in pants (presumably, and another huge fyl); and having a child who would attempt to cook (and perchance eat) a definite non-food item. (the trifecta) :p

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LifeOfDaPartee 0

ewwwww and I'm srry but cnt keep from laughing

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xgymchickx23 0

lmaoo. wow. congrats bro

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