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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 12:17 - Australia

Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML

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Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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LordChristopher 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:10

Also, the iPod Touch, when connected to a Wi-Fi signal, can act like a phone with programs like Skype.

ashleighm 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:10

Could of had the Skype app on an iPod Touch.

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doggie3 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:51

That guys so stupid. Haha. That's so funny. 

JacqplusJax4eva 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:53

That guy is such a DICK!

eleanor_rigby 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:58

It's called an iPhone, and it is identical to an iPod Touch. I can't believe you've never seen an iPhone before.

ieatglue44 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:14

You're dumb. How can this even have made it through? It was an iPhone.

ichwillkeinengel 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:21

You idiot, that was an iPhone.

monkey_boy984 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:27

ever heard of the iPhone dip **** Mexican shit

TheFecundComing 1

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:40

Protip: it was an iPhone. You're just an insecure bitch. Also, to the morons posting comments here, there is no such thing as an iTouch. It's iPod Touch. Ignorance is no longer bliss when you're past the age of 10.

thedarkfreak 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:44

Anyone who says they can't tell the difference between the two is an idiot, unless they've never gotten a look at either before. The iPhone is thicker, the buttons are in different places, and, most notably, the headphone jack is on the TOP on the iPhone, but it's on the bottom of the iPod. Plus, if there's no cover, read the back of it.

thedarkfreak 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:46

Oh and if you can see the back, CHECK FOR A CAMERA! The iPhone has a camera on the back, the iTouch doesn't!

musicalibrary 4

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:50

A lot of people don't realize that their is a Fake Caller App on the iPod Touch. If you open it and set it to go off, it will produce a ring and has a screen just like an iPhone when someone is calling.