Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends....

By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By jpaylay - 10/05/2023 00:00

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Thursday 20 August 2009 12:25

Classy.

Jonasgl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:16

so what was so funny? ;P

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saunder 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:20

:D sounds fun! i d give you 10 bucks if u can make me laugh till i puke!

pbuk 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:42

next time you go out, wear some diapers, you toddler. I can't believe you and your friend can't control basic bodily functions.

sickboy_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:44

haha this sounds like fun=]

Victoria_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:48

YDI, you should have listened to her

adia369 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:56

may have been embarrassing, but you'll remember it forever. enjoy friendships like that, because they're hard to find :-)

boone_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:05

How is this an FML sounds like a good ol time

iAquament 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:18

YDI for using the word 'puke'.

evangldbrg 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:40

How in the hell is something so funny it led to someone throwing up or someone pissing? Were you guys high or some shit?

purplestuff_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:42

loads of people nearly pee themselves when something is amazingly funny, so puking doesn't shock me either.

kristidgranger 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:50

How old are ya'll? Like 12 to act like that. Where were your parents! I sure hope you two cleaned it and weren't immature and left that for someone else!

iAquament 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:21

Are you 45?

snowglobe007 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:52

Guys need to learn when they need to stop "egging girls on". Stuff like that (i.e. tickling) can be fun at first, but a point is reached where girls HONESTLY want them to stop.