By wowimdumb - 30/01/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML
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yourallidiots13 0

thats sucks but you deserve it, but isn't 300 impressive enough

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Burukasai 17

Well? Did you impress her?

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gusgus36 5

YDI for being over the top about trying to impress her. do you think she'd be like, "not interested. oh wait. three FIFTY? if it was just 300 then no way, but 350 is so awesome that I'm super into him now!" nope. however, you didn't deserve to have your breastbone broken so FYL there. if she was at all interested and is a decent person then this won't be a dealbreaker.. maybe she would feel bad that you got hurt and think it's cute you were trying to impress her, even if it was a misguided attempt

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mycookiezz 0

I loled kinda hard at this one! "oh! 350?!?!??! The fifty pound difference has me hit to trot, when I wasn't before!" lmao

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mak3_1t_ra1n 0

For the record, he totally deserved it for going 50 pounds over his past max.

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sematariux 7

sucks tryin to impress girls huh she woulda been happy at 300

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JERZBornNRaised 7

bahahaha sorry but you deserve it, when your workin out you should be payin attention to what your doin and not impressin girls, although your pretty weak hahaha

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Angi95 3

pretty weak????? dude 300 lbs that's crazyy. I can't even squat 300lbs.

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JERZBornNRaised 7

maybe it has to do with the fact that your a 15 year old girl

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Angi95 3

I'm pretty strong for a girl and I actually take weight lifting so I'm not completely stupid. 300lbs is alot for bench press. Ive seen better but still it's alot. Most girls I know can't even squat 100lbs.

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Cyberphobia 0

YDI for trying to make your muscles abnormally large by being into power lifting. People who look like that make me feel sick.

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Acousticpixie14 6

Thank you! Huge muscles are nasty...ew.... And it's annoying when guys are constantly trying to flaunt for girls. Not only would 300 have been enough, but as soon as you start trying to show off, we recognize that you're just showing off, and usually it's a turn-off. YDI buddy, I hope you heal quickly though, that must really hurt.

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swagerific227 0

ikr?! Some guys even look more ripped than the incredible hulk!!! Its straight out nasty. Nuff said

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underguarded 20

Who's so ugly that they need to lift 350 to impress a girl..... You're lacking something other then just brain power.

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TheDrifter 23

Me. I am a heavily muscled 280 lbs with extensive facial scarring. I gotta try something to get the women. Usually I just stick to nice cars and big trucks. Works better than letting them look at me too long.

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underguarded 20

And how has that worked so far? If someones actually interested in you, they won't just be interested because of your size. if they are then their just interested in your outer appearance and the instant you loose muscle, they will be gone.

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Pedo_Panda 0

hahaahahah FAILwhale! i can lift 350 with my shlong >:D

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sweetonsno 1

YDI. Women care way less about how much you lift than you do. Seriously. I think "wow, I couldn't do that, impressive... he must have worked hard" and not "wow, he can bench (whatever)?, I wanna date/sleep with him" or "pft, other guys can do more." Sorry about the injury, though. That sucks.

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