By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML
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Dweron93 5

Don't drop the soap

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ImTheAlpha 30

One of my exes was made into a prison bitch... NOT a pleasant experience.

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chelseaaababyyy 17

'Cause you're my prison bitch, my prison bitch, and you're a sex machine, I only have one request: how bout some vaseline.'

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I always feel bad for laughing at that song. :-/

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

I thought it was: " I'm your prison bitch, your prison bitch, and you're a sex machine"?

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cropper 0

Time to buy a washer and dryer. No matter what they cost.

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perdix 29

Did you get to toss his salad? And how many prison bitches did he have? I guess a boy always has a special place in his heart for his very first prison bitch <3

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Demonfish 14

The fellow clearly has an interesting choice of pick up lines...

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aznbiznitch666 4

Ya know for all we know, "the special place in his heart" for a boy was why he was in prison in the first place..

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XxUNBROKENxX 7

Ah I remember my first prison bitch.....

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calilovergirl 4

Blow up dolls while you are grounded doesn't count. Sorry!

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thatoneguy79 10

25) Now I have to go back and recount. Thanx.

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reddudeover 2

You always remember your first. I remember you being so sweet. Mmmmm

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xblair 11

Now is the perfect time to be a ninja

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nofearjenshere 12

But then the guy might have responded by doing something else to OP's ass.

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ICastillo 24

As long as he doesn't bend over he has nothing to worry about.

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nofearjenshere 12

You changed your picture! Haha.

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ICastillo 24

Ya I did I wanted to show my dog haha

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lucy_lue 9

*should have. That's one of the few grammatical errors that really bothers me.

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limblessorphan 4

She is your bitch?

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Trisha_aus 15

Awe...that's sweet..in a very creepy serial killer way..start chatting...or just run away?

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jaredofmo 22

I do hope you politely declined.

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maxisis_fml 6

Ummmmmm.... I hope you found an excuse to leave

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