Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream...

By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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Kinder stranger

By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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Stranger danger

By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By hannaslifesucks - 24/06/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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SaintJimmy 0

Monday 9 November 2009 12:17

Why did her mom just leave her there. Was it all part of her elaborate con to get people thrown out of the mall?

Peroxide 3

Monday 9 November 2009 12:30

That'll teach you. You should have bought the ice cream, walked up next to her, taken a big lick and thrown it on the floor and said "you can't have that one either bitch".

Comments

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 9 November 2009 13:32

You made a bad example. If you have something and brake it (let it drop on to the floor), it doesn't always get fixed. Kids need to learn that.

seraphica 0

Monday 9 November 2009 13:47

Kudos for the little girl, she didn't accept something from a stranger.

ssnickel 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:26

I'm sure she SAW the person at the ice cream shop giving OP the ice cream... it's not like he/she walked over to her out of nowhere and handed her an ice cream cone

blland 0

Monday 9 November 2009 14:12

in china, we kill them.

ohmygoodnex 0

Monday 9 November 2009 21:21

I'm moving to china.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Monday 9 November 2009 14:14

Good! Her mom taught her not to take candy from a stranger. I know you meant well, but offering a little girl something does come off as kinda creepy.

wellinever 5

Monday 9 November 2009 14:33

Too bad. Don't try to teach children you don't know that strange men can be nice sometimes. That isn't doing anyone a favour, and you run the risk of being seriously misunderstood by the arresting officer (or the avenging lynch mob).

sjx 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 1:53

Sucks that there are so many perverts and psychos out there it's creepy to do anything nice. :-(

kewl92 0

Monday 9 November 2009 14:36

what an ungrateful brat!

Wet_Dream 0

Monday 9 November 2009 14:52

you should rape here!

mps1969 8

Monday 9 November 2009 14:52

OK ...God did make child offenders for a reason to get that little girl !

Wet_Dream 0

Monday 9 November 2009 15:00

there is no god and if there was a god why did he "make" them? these are just lonely guys who can't get any woman and like the young kids where the can go wild on! is that sow hard to understand?