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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By Trama1201 - 04/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML

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By sarah - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2017 17:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, the cashier at the local grocery store in my area said that I don't look a day over 40. I'm 28. FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2022 11:59

Today, my daughter got her first period, so I went and got some products for her, certain that I knew what was needed. The lady cashier took one look in my basket and sympathetically asked if it was my daughter's first period and if I wanted help, since I clearly had no idea what I was doing. FML

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By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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ZuraLasgeon 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:11

It's too bad that he mistook you for a man. But, really it's none of his business. Nice men go out and buy their women feminine hygiene products all the time. He's ignorant and just lonely because he doesn't have a girlfriend.

qwertyone 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:07

Wow, that sucks. Smack him.

Comments

Peroxide 3

Monday 24 August 2009 12:39

Is your moustache better than mine?

AFewScrewsLoose 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:45

Peroxide's comment wins.

ihateharrypotter 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:03

Her mustache brings all the boys to the yard..And they're like it's better than yours, Damn right, it's better than yours

Fuckers 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:53

"thanks for the advice, i'm a woman you ignorant little ****" i would have said

roundnproud 7

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:15

no you wouldn't now go back to your hole

InfinatePlaylist 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:54

im getting sick of alot of FML's being "They thought I was a man/woman" its unoriginal. and dont hit him its not his fault he thought you were a dude. but he is a dumbass for not realizing men buy feminine products for their wives

Rune3345 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 2:29

lol roundnproud win!!!!

ihateharrypotter 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:00

ihateharrypotter 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:02

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wellinever 5

Monday 24 August 2009 13:06

Unless you are 12 and buying alcohol the clerk has no business commenting on your purchases. You are probably more upset that he can't differentiate men from women. His problem not yours. He's in for an interesting night at the disco.

ihateharrypotter 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:18

Hahaha I love your comment.

HahaYDI 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:26

Even if it was a guy, "he" could be buying them for his wife or something...what a dumb ass

Djoooiz 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:29

I would have smacked that asshole right in the face. He isn't that clever anyways because even if you were a man, you could've bought it for your gf or sister or whatever. FYL.