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By recordyear - 09/08/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML

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By halebop - 06/04/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was talking with my father on the phone when I mentioned I wanted to stay at school over the summer and work. He asked if it would be lonely with the campus empty, when I replied that my friends would be working here too. He asked: "What, all two of them?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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You deserved it 144

By SapphireRaven - 07/09/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was denied for work study eligibility by my college. I went to my financial advisor to ask why. It wasn't my grades or attendance. Apparently my father makes too much money for me to get a job at the school. My dad was fired 3 months ago and has been out of work since. FML

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By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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Unionize!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, my boss told me he was going to start taking money out of my pay, because his wife makes us lunch. I work for my dad, and he wants to start charging me because my mom makes me a sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 234

By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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By nerdwithagun - 24/12/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML

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You deserved it 3 827

By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

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Compassionate man

By bnaz - 30/10/2020 17:01

Today, my father told me I'm a lazy, pathetic waste. I work and have a one-year-old. Apparently, if you're trying to catch up on sleep, you're lazy. FML

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You deserved it 96

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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You deserved it 1 155

Idonebeenhad 17

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:00

Your dads really nice

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:05

As long as you're getting paid, you can buy yourself a dog. He'll be your friend.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:08

Hey, maybe with a job you can make some friends :D

cheer4ever96 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:10

Awww...your father sounds a bit harsh, I'm sure that he's only doing it because he loves you.

honeybunch124 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:11

You could always quit. (;

ItCldBeWorse 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:12

No. No. No. He's clearly just interested in your well-being.

tcurry_fml 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:13

He's worried about your health and that's the way he shows it.

powderpuffjord13 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:14

Don't worry, be happy eh??

gravy4u 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:21

Well at least he letting you work with him. And not telling you to find your own job. Now that's much harder.

SecretlyEvil9792 22

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:41

True.

onthetoilet 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:28

Thank god for honesty

bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:28

Honesty is the best policy.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:38

Meg?

GabbyCharityM 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:55

Win.

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Today, my marriage must be over. We just spent a week in Paris, the most romantic city in the world, and we never left our hotel room. Not because of constant sex but because my wife couldn’t be arsed to get dressed, be romantic or anything. She sat on her tablet watching Netflix IN FUCKING PARIS. FML

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Today, even though I was curious about my ex's new fling, I didn't want to do anything that would put them in an uncomfortable situation. Apparently, that changed when I took an Ambien to get some rest, as I woke up to find out that I'd sleep-followed them. They've already followed me back. FML

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Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML

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