By slugitha - 16/03/2016 10:23 - United States

Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML
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holly_fly 34

I'm so sorry. But hey, at least you don't have a cat that tried to attack it while on your back or something right? Just take a nice long shower. :)

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Tomryan279 10

SpongeBob isn't that how Gary wake you up every morning

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proudspanishgirl 10

Ewww but well at least you aren't alone in the bed, slug cuddles! XD

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browniesareluv 9

where the heck were you sleeping? *shudders* ugh I'd be so freaked out after that.

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pawesome21 21

I've read that that is actually good for your skin.

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OkitaCockroach 19

It's okay, OP... Since its damp springtime now, woodlice keep falling from my ceiling onto me in my sleep. Ick!

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vikky538 28

Perfect time to be sunbathing and slug massage

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Sweet_Melody 15

At least it wasn't a cockroach or a spider and hopefully it didn't get a lot of it's slim on the bedsheets and whatnot.

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SecundusSecunda 27

It just wants to be your friend, OP Keep it as a pet and name it Slugitha

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