Kids: Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started...

By Anonymous - 01/04/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 21:05 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML

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By PooperParty - 05/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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Bedtime story

By Hellau - 29/12/2008 10:56 - France

Today, I was babysitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two-hour struggle, I finally managed to get them into bed. I then asked them what they wanted before going to sleep. The eldest replied: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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By whatnow - 01/04/2012 02:52 - United States - Carmel

Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML

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By annoyedwithkids - 02/07/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I was baby sitting ten year old twins. When they first saw me, they ran away screaming and hid in the closet. This isn't the first house where this has happened. FML

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By Keith - 07/08/2024 22:00 - Ireland

Today, I was instructed to tell my niece a bedtime story, so I made up a story where they come down to Earth and steal all the ice cream. Suddenly, she burst into tears and ran to her mom, screaming, "The aliens are coming! Save the ice cream!" Now, I'm banned from bedtime storytelling. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML

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By vbscb - 07/10/2009 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

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Cuteness overload

By friend - 29/06/2012 20:48 - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML

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Cheeley 17

Monday 1 April 2013 23:01

Better tell them about Santa so they leave you and go after their parents.

waltjrimmer 6

Monday 1 April 2013 23:07

"No, kids, you see, the Easter Bunny told me he wasn't going to be able to make it and I should help. Why? Uh, well, his mom got hit by a car... NO! WAIT! STOP CRYING! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"

Comments

twaumat 28

Monday 1 April 2013 23:08

what exactly did you think would happen? that they will always believe in santa, Easter bunny, and tooth fairy?

Aykula 11

Monday 1 April 2013 23:08

Why would you go through the trouble of hiding eggs? The easter bunnys real, right? Wait a minute...

Silly_Lilly6969 23

Monday 1 April 2013 23:18

Yeah i don't blame you. I mean come on they're gonna find out sooner or later

perdix 29

Monday 1 April 2013 23:20

Were you "hiding" the candy in your belly? Nom-nom-nom!

Leasha3 14

Monday 1 April 2013 23:22

Their poor childhood is ruined haha there goes the Easter Bunny. We all make mistakes!

theycallmekitty 13

Monday 1 April 2013 23:24

That's why you drug them to make sure they don't wake up ;)

carebear808 12

Monday 1 April 2013 23:55

Wtf...

bansheebomber 14

Tuesday 2 April 2013 1:11

You would be a terrible babysitter.

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Tuesday 2 April 2013 3:53

Please tell me you aren't serious...

M3DIC4T3 29

Monday 1 April 2013 23:26

Poor kids. I cannot imagine my parents hiring a babysitter to hide the Easter candy from me when I was younger.

moonsalt 20

Monday 1 April 2013 23:38

The sitter was probably doing it for fun. It can get boring when the kids you're sitting are asleep.

Vanillanougat 14

Monday 1 April 2013 23:36

"You sit on a throne of lies!"

ZBR39 4

Monday 1 April 2013 23:45

That's what you get for celebrating a pagan holiday and lying to children about stupid things like the easter bunny and santa claus

cornyrob 33

Tuesday 2 April 2013 3:25

These are my thoughts, too. Easter and Christmas embarrass me by the way they're treated.

NeinKittenz 20

Tuesday 2 April 2013 5:05

Yeah, let's not allow children to believe and have fun before there old enough to decide what they believe! **** logic

AngelinaF 4

Tuesday 2 April 2013 0:06

You could tell them that you're the Easter bunny's sidekick and you promised him that you would help him hide the candy. Or maybe the Easter bunny got scared when he saw you and left the candy behind without hiding it.