By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

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Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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were_giraffe 2

please tell me the tattoo is on your forehead >:)

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Mnemo_fml 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... That's too funny. FYL.

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sherri 0

Could be worse...Could have gone for one of those Chinese Symbols and come out with "Moo Shoo Pork" like on the Seinfeld episode.........

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balanceMMX 0

awesome! *if I had a hammer...* -peter paul and mary

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Omsok 0

Brilliant. Very funny, whether factual or not. Owned by ink! P.S. I like the barcode tattoos.

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IMz0r 0

That's cool. Pretty low odds of that too. And hell, there are worse things to happen. Might've scanned yourself at a sex toy shop and found you were a giant pussy.

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mattmag 0

this is awesome and it actually made me lol.

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latuka 0

dude i duno if anyone has said it yet, but that is a good ******* idea for a tattoo! can you choose what the barcode will scan as... that would be tite as **** maaan... hmm something to think about for myself.. where was the tattoo by the way?

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_Chocoholic_ 0

lol... that's funny, I'd never have believed that could actually work!

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