By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

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Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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Atsumi_fml 0

Have you ever been called "Agent 47?"

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musicjunkie22 0

OMG that just made my life!! But seriously you got a barcode tattoo? WTF?

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mrdeeds23 0

hahaha i didnt think that shit actually would scan lol

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lolfahnny 0

$5.98. Correct me if I'm wrong, but in the book 'Dead Poets Society' isn't that the exact amount that a character's father said a person is worth if all of their bodily chemicals were sold in a bottle? This has to be BS.

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Majormaxo 0

Claw hammers are sick though...

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surreal 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAH this is the funniest thing ever, but it's not really an FML story.. i mean.. FYL for being a claw hammer?

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SoloHeart 0

Explain to me why you willingly took the mark of the beast BEFORE they decided to implement them to the mass population. Read Revelations and learn about the '666' in the barcode before you make dumb choices like that.

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