By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

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Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
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challan 19

Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.

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BigDaddy910 4

You should have asked her if she wanted find out.

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DubstepCrazyXD 11

Why are people clicking YDI on this FML? For all you guys know he could be that big.

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notjanedoe 27

Were you running around without trousers again? I told you you would regret that one day.

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Supahnova 14

Hmm... you should have retorted with, "it's a nine month experiment." Some people, especially those in retail, should just avoid saying things like that. It's none of his or her business.

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Llama_Face89 33

Is it possible they know from experience?

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upallnight11 19

And how would she know this exactly? Does she have a special power that makes it possible for her to see through peoples clothes?

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Headcrab 29

If you are indeed packing XL just whip it out there and then.

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cloud1138 10

Had something like this happen to me only when the female cashier saw what I was buying and what size she blushed deep deep red

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ninaskyez 12

Wow thats fkd up! You shoulda been lk, psssh give me a test ride && you wont be saying that!:) lol im ferkin dum

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shitsville 13

Ah, I see that you speak Dumbarse fluently. Can you please be my translator on the internet?

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