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By Emil - 20/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 22:00 - Taiwan - Taichung

Today, I had a job interview at Walmart. They showed a video of me stealing. FML

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By greatstartto2010 - 03/01/2010 00:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and all my consoles had been stolen. Two weeks ago I brought them back from my University accommodation, specifically to stop them from being stolen while I was at home for the Christmas holiday. FML

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By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By BrokeAndHungry - 24/07/2016 17:05 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML

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By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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You deserved it 3 897

By Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By ElemTeacher - 02/01/2018 15:00

Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML

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By anonynomi - 19/11/2015 17:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML

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You deserved it 1 603

By FUCK A FUCKING DUCK - 23/11/2012 17:20 - Bahamas - Nassau

Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML

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NeatNit 32

Monday 21 November 2011 0:46

You can't not deserve this.

Stalkers 0

Monday 21 November 2011 0:46

It's called a display case for a reason.

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logkitty 5

Monday 21 November 2011 3:44

Someones not getting into the thieves guild...

bonehead123 1

Monday 21 November 2011 3:44

Haha

mralbania 0

Monday 21 November 2011 3:48

lol I bet you tried to take skyrim or mw3

paradiseisland01 0

Monday 21 November 2011 3:50

Just goes, how smart really are you? Very stupid move !

paradiseisland01 0

Monday 21 November 2011 3:49

Just goes, how smart really are you? Very stupid move !

IluvRiceKrispies 1

Monday 21 November 2011 3:56

How does one NOT deserve this? Welcome to the ID 10 T club!

nephist 0

Monday 21 November 2011 3:57

And the worlds dumbest criminal award goes to......

mader 1

Monday 21 November 2011 3:58

Don't get catch fool that's the rule

c0c0_fml 16

Monday 21 November 2011 3:59

Not only are you a thief but on top of that you're a dumbass

old09 11

Monday 21 November 2011 4:03

YDI Why? You didn't say what game it is

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Today, I overheard a co-worker tell the new guy not to talk to me because I'm a bitch. Apparently, she didn't like it when I told her two weeks ago that she had a drinking problem, which was affecting her work ethic. FML

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