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By daninalani - 11/03/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML

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daninalani 5

Monday 12 March 2012 2:08

FML bc i spent all morning trying to tell her about how big the universe was. she just got angry.

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chili_is_good 0

Monday 12 March 2012 1:57

Go public schools!!!

miz_kamakazi 11

Monday 12 March 2012 2:00

F HER Life if she thinks that! Let me guess, she's a 4 year freshman at UCLA, her favorite color is clear, and she wants to become a veterinarian because she loves children. SMH

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Fortitudine 3

Monday 12 March 2012 5:29

What a dumb ****.

HolaJessicaHola 0

Monday 12 March 2012 5:37

Hopefully you haven't lost too many brain cells from being her friend :/

MoxieThoughts 0

Monday 12 March 2012 5:41

is she retarded?

Nursewilly 0

Monday 12 March 2012 5:58

I'm with #136. F NASA.

oops_im_fucked 8

Monday 12 March 2012 6:13

Seriously? She forgot the dwarf planet Pluto?!?! (sarcasm used, don't hit me.)

anarchistpunk 3

Monday 12 March 2012 6:19

Faith in a positive future=-2736194726303

dianadoll 23

Monday 12 March 2012 6:21

she's wrong there's only five.(:

moongoddess 0

Monday 12 March 2012 6:22

i think f@#% HER life is in order lol

boycrazy30007 12

Monday 12 March 2012 6:36

You need new friends... Who could pass the 3rd grade

Plecofish 0

Monday 12 March 2012 6:48

I think the reason that there is intelligent life out there is because they haven't bothered to go to earth.

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