Transportation: Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the... - FML

By daninalani - 11/03/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML

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daninalani 5

Monday 12 March 2012 2:08

FML bc i spent all morning trying to tell her about how big the universe was. she just got angry.

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chili_is_good 0

Monday 12 March 2012 1:57

Go public schools!!!

miz_kamakazi 11

Monday 12 March 2012 2:00

F HER Life if she thinks that! Let me guess, she's a 4 year freshman at UCLA, her favorite color is clear, and she wants to become a veterinarian because she loves children. SMH

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goddamniluvme 0

Monday 12 March 2012 4:39

Not to bright is she?

taylor317 7

Monday 12 March 2012 8:25

*too (:

cabe22 3

Monday 12 March 2012 4:41

This is the kind of story that rage comics are for.

t765234 10

Monday 12 March 2012 4:43

This is why I say people with an IQ of 104 or lower should be sterilized or exiled to Africa. Siberia would be a fine alternative.

blanccamaro74 6

Monday 12 March 2012 4:44

If she isn't really unbelievably hot then she is totally screwed

t765234 10

Monday 12 March 2012 4:46

Darwin's exception is the god damned human race... My god I hate everyone.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 12 March 2012 4:56

Apparently, you only have 7 others to choose from in the entire universe.

hourglassmage 3

Monday 12 March 2012 5:07

How is that a FML moment?

ChrisG19 0

Monday 12 March 2012 5:12

Someone needs to go back to school.

Incogneterpeter 1

Monday 12 March 2012 5:27

There is actually one or two planets in our universe that is almost identical to earth and it's safe for us to live on but it's pretty far away we would need a death star or that ship from Wally to get there and it would take for ever!

baconandkittens 10

Monday 12 March 2012 5:28

Hey! At least she remembered pluto wasn't a planet! :D

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