Transportation: Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the... - FML

By daninalani - 11/03/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML

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daninalani 5

Monday 12 March 2012 2:08

FML bc i spent all morning trying to tell her about how big the universe was. she just got angry.

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chili_is_good 0

Monday 12 March 2012 1:57

Go public schools!!!

miz_kamakazi 11

Monday 12 March 2012 2:00

F HER Life if she thinks that! Let me guess, she's a 4 year freshman at UCLA, her favorite color is clear, and she wants to become a veterinarian because she loves children. SMH

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ravenxcorvinus 9

Monday 12 March 2012 17:45

*face-palms OP's friend* really?!? O.o wtf's wrong with you?

seidel182 0

Monday 12 March 2012 17:53

Your friend is a fucktard

linzilu 5

Monday 12 March 2012 18:16

Plz dont reproduce

THExistentialist 13

Monday 12 March 2012 18:45

as a Scorpio, I'm a rather pissed-off believer in Pluto being a ******* planet still. just saying. oh, and your friend needs to get the hell out of the human gene pool.

musicboi96 1

Monday 12 March 2012 19:16

She's not right?

christinnaaa 10

Monday 12 March 2012 19:24

you know they say your friends are a reflection of who you are.... :P

godhatesyou777 3

Monday 12 March 2012 20:12

You must prevent her from having children!!! God help us all...except her...smite her!

katielil 1

Monday 12 March 2012 20:17

You need new friends... Haha

brad42013 3

Monday 12 March 2012 20:33

Your friend sounds like a dumbass

musicluvr2000 11

Monday 12 March 2012 20:34

Tell her to go explore.

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