Transportation: Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the... - FML

By daninalani - 11/03/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML

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daninalani 5

Monday 12 March 2012 2:08

FML bc i spent all morning trying to tell her about how big the universe was. she just got angry.

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chili_is_good 0

Monday 12 March 2012 1:57

Go public schools!!!

miz_kamakazi 11

Monday 12 March 2012 2:00

F HER Life if she thinks that! Let me guess, she's a 4 year freshman at UCLA, her favorite color is clear, and she wants to become a veterinarian because she loves children. SMH

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AngelSpit 18

Monday 12 March 2012 3:25

Hence the "they were declassifying planets way before pluto" meaning they've removed pluto and btw it's now a "dwarf-planet" so technically .... STILL A PLANET! :p

TheGothGamerGirl 20

Monday 12 March 2012 3:27

Sounds like your friend isn't the smartest being in the universe either...

xPOWD3Rx 4

Monday 12 March 2012 3:26

Sooo stupid

kmt12890 5

Monday 12 March 2012 3:29

Oh dear lord. Does she own a pink chihuahua and twirl her bubble gum with her perfectly manied fingers before she pins in her blond extensions?

br0ccoli 14

Monday 12 March 2012 16:03

I've never seen a pink chihuahua. Them some strange genetics...

br0ccoli 14

Monday 12 March 2012 3:30

This is the friend you want to do a massive April fools joke on.

Aedus 6

Monday 12 March 2012 3:38

I'd love to know what she thought was at the end of the universe...

myalleyway 9

Monday 12 March 2012 3:39

thank you american education system!

Sheila_Creeper 0

Monday 12 March 2012 3:41

.____.

cami197934 3

Monday 12 March 2012 3:44

Wow...just wow....

itstreeee 2

Monday 12 March 2012 3:44

You are ALL idiots. Pluto was proven NOT a planet. So the chick was right. *everyone facepalm*

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 12 March 2012 4:07

Read the post again. You're an idiot, choke yourself.

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