Transportation: Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the... - FML

By daninalani - 11/03/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML

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daninalani 5

Monday 12 March 2012 2:08

FML bc i spent all morning trying to tell her about how big the universe was. she just got angry.

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chili_is_good 0

Monday 12 March 2012 1:57

Go public schools!!!

miz_kamakazi 11

Monday 12 March 2012 2:00

F HER Life if she thinks that! Let me guess, she's a 4 year freshman at UCLA, her favorite color is clear, and she wants to become a veterinarian because she loves children. SMH

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TimeLord06 3

Monday 12 March 2012 10:45

There are eight planets in our SOLAR SYSTEM. Our solar system doesn't equal the universe. The universe equals our galaxy plus the other billions of billions of galaxies out there. I hope you corrected her...

denshchik 0

Monday 12 March 2012 10:56

I think it's more fml for your friend for being so damned dumb...

CrocodilePolice 5

Monday 12 March 2012 11:48

Too bad the universe is infinite and the amount of planets inside it is incomprehensible. Really shows the intelligence of people.

stupdude3 8

Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:32

The universe is finite. Something that's literally infinite cannot expand, and the universe is doing exactly that.

stevenmx86 7

Monday 12 March 2012 11:49

Fyl for wasting your time arguing with a moron lol. I know that feel though because I was once arguing with somebody who didn't think homebrewing was legal because he was sure that beer was distilled lol

someguy314159265 15

Monday 12 March 2012 13:24

What's a universe? Is that where you go when you fall off the edge of the Earth? Is it where all the sea monsters live? And what's a planet? Is it a fancy name for a sea monster? I apologize for spewing forth all that garbage.

angrystare 6

Monday 12 March 2012 13:30

Maybe she means 8 other?

angrystare 6

Monday 12 March 2012 13:32

Wait nvm im stupid

Transformers84 0

Monday 12 March 2012 13:35

-facepalm-

hazelsun41311 0

Monday 12 March 2012 13:52

Well, hopefully she's pretty. -____-

dtemple1110 6

Monday 12 March 2012 14:07

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