Intimacy: Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the...

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe

Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By henry feingold - 10/06/2011 04:08 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..

Lemun 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:12

LOL A little too confident ;)

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prettiep 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:03

if he didn't want to see then he shouldn't have looked u have the right to leave ur blinds open!

invisobill 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:06

maybe he was gay

Emazizing 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:27

I think the man was being more respectful then not interest, he probably thought you did it on accident.

Ima_fail 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 23:56

You're a ****. I thought some people were *****, but you actually let a stranger mowing a lawn look at you naked. Ew. God, get some bloody morals, eh?

lonerftl 3

Friday 29 May 2009 3:49

I would've done the same as the maintenance man. Not everyone is interested in seeing you naked, whether your pretty or not. That is just whorish IMO. And no I'm not gay for the idiots out there.

FML7777 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 12:02

your gay.

ziqi92 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:29

nxt time, go to the beach!

xFenix81x 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:48

Next time, dont be a ****. Haha.

wowyoufail 2

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:45

I just don't get how he would know which room you were in inside the apartment...*liah!!!!*

Kuri_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:08

Hey, you know not every man is out to **** every girl he sees. You just got a little ahead of yourself there, doesn't mean you're ugly or have "damaged goods" or whatever. Don't go thinking everyone wants to sleep with you either, that's just conceited, not every guy is going to want you, it's a fact of life, deal with it. You know, maybe he is married. Or gay. Or maybe he just doesn't want a relationship like that. So instead of sharing your body with any random stranger (for all you know, he could've been a rapist!) why don't you go out and get yourself a decent boyfriend and not be a ****, no disrespect, i don't know you, but anyone who would pull a stunt like you did, isn't exactly self preserving.