Intimacy: Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

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Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe

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Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

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Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

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Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By henry feingold - 10/06/2011 04:08 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

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Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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Bmlacme 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..

Lemun 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:12

LOL A little too confident ;)

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yeahiknow0 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 3:48

Fail.

starbird91 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 23:48

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mickeyroxsox 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 7:57

LOL seducing fail

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Thursday 17 March 2011 3:05

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Monday 25 April 2011 18:49

ew you are dirty, you really need attention that much?

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Wednesday 29 June 2011 7:56

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Friday 8 July 2011 8:20

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Saturday 9 July 2011 19:46

peek of the goods...hahahahahahaha, you deserved it just for saying that

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Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:04

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