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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 23:07 - Canada

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

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Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML

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By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

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By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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By emkatch - 21/07/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

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By dormlyfe - 24/09/2015 02:23 - United States - Moraga

Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML

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By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

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By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

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By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

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Friday 26 June 2009 10:16

Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?

mattmag 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:17

Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.

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ArmyOfOne 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:38

YDI for expecting them not to talk about it. But the ***** / **** / etc comments are a bit too much. We don't know specifics do we? They all could have been past boyfriends, close, etc. OP never said in the same timeframe. BTW: I'd appreciate a friend like that. :D

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:48

you're kind of a ****, huh? (and no, I'm not saying that just because she's a chick, all you self-righteous feminists out there) I'm saying it because it's true. how many more of your 'guy friends' have you ******? I'm not saying i'm not a ****, but i'm not the one posting an FML about it. so stfu, you'll no sympathy from me, either.

desertkitt 0

Friday 26 June 2009 21:08

YDI for sharing the goods with guy friends. I realize my views are my views, but when you give yourself away (men included, I hate the double standard shit, a person who sleeps around doesn't deserve my attentions, ever) to guys who are only friends, you are a *****. Your body is supposed to be something you take care of, not give away to the next best friend. And yes, I have had sex, and it's only been with one man. The fact that my husband used to sleep around (much like the OP) still kills me when I'm feeling insecure and unloved. One day, OP you're gunna find a sweet. handsome man that more than deserves you, and he's gunna hear about all the "wonderful" things you did for all your guy friends... then what? One rule to remember: WOMEN have sex to RECEIVE LOVE, MEN have sex to GET SOME.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Friday 26 June 2009 21:17

so basically, you're saying that you hate double standards, but men and women have totally different motives for having sex. and the women are only doing it for love. and that men are only doing it to 'get some. so what you're saying is, that because i'm a guy, no matter when i have sex and regardless of who its with, it is strictly because i want to have sex? you ******* sexist moron. do you actually listen to yourself speak or do you find that you drift in and out?

imkendra 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:42

Women also have sex to achieve ****** and experience pleasure, not just about emotional needs. You see, there are these things called the ******** and the G spot... I don't understand the underlying assumptions that she didn't do it for pleasure. I find the concept odd that she would have done it for any reason other than seeking pleasure.

desertkitt 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 0:08

Nah, I just forgot the stupid quote. The site glitched out and I couldn't go back and edit my statement. But essentially, men and women have two very different reasons for sex, women have sex to feel loved, men have sex to receive love. And I personally don't agree with just having sex for the hell of it. A lot of accidents happen that way, and a lot of STDs, and a ruined reputation (unless it is your reputation). I also believe in waiting for marriage. That's why I stated my views are my views. I know I see things differently than a lot of other people (especially those who enjoy promiscuity), so I try not to put my views as much as my opinion on FML. It'd become a debate site, lol.