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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 23:07 - Canada

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

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By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML

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By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

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Timing is important

By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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By emkatch - 21/07/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

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Nice to put a face to the screaming!

By dormlyfe - 24/09/2015 02:23 - United States - Moraga

Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML

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WHAT?

By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

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Hard no, thanks

By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

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By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

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Endymion_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:16

Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?

mattmag 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:17

Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.

Comments

lingfeng 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:29

I'm going to have to go with YDI for this, since it's pretty much entirely your own fault. Y'all can't keep it in your goddamn pants (the OP and their friends). /headdesk

chardigann 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:39

LOL I love how everyone thinks they're so big, saying 'YOU DISGUTSING ****' and 'YOU ******* *****'. You don't know the back story. She might have dated each of them at some point, or another. You people are so ******* judgemental, and don't even pretend like you haven't done something that has come close to a FML moment. At least she has the balls to post it here. Jesus. But lol, I think I know who this is..

Omg666_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:47

Gawd,I hate it when people think the essential thing in life is sex.

sondramcfail 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:53

I think sleeping with friends might be a bad idea anyway but who am I to judge... :S And to people who call her a ****, maybe she was dating them at one point?

heyyou1203 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 13:50

While I agree, and lots of other ppl have suggested, "well maybe it's ok because maybe they dated in the past." But I want to beg the question, Why the **** should that matter? You can only screw people you date? Or it somehow makes her less of a **** to sleep with boyfriends instead of just friends? Why are committed relationships the only way it's "acceptable" to have sex? Obviously for some people it's the only way they can do it, but it's not for everyone.

heyyou1203 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:02

You're dumb. When we say "someone can sleep w/ whoever they want," it's sort of understood that we mean within legal boundaries for both men and women. Obviously rape is illegal, as is pedophilia, **********, etc. Way to not be able to figure out that basic detail. You fail at life.

FaithX 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 0:30

OMG you're an idiot. Get off the internet and go out in search of common sense.

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:55

YDI , *****.

jrl585 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:02

you ******* ***** who in the right ******* frame of mind sleeps with three freands beseids *****

sjl89 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:07

Ew, you slept with 3 guys that all hang out together? I don't care what your excuse is, thats ******* slutty. YDI for sleeping around, *****.

Noxx_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:15

Sleeping with your friends is totally cool. I've got no problem with that and in fact would rather sleep with my female friends than some other random chick at the bar.. similar to what #13 said. YDI for expecting that guys wouldn't brag about sex. I laugh at you.