By EpicUsername - 11/03/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML
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EpicUsername 0

I probably should have stated in the OP that I've only had my dog for 2 months, and upon receiving him, he was immediately signed up for obedience training. In fact, he graduated last Monday.

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defaultusername 0

YDI for eating that hot dog so seductively.

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flufffypants 0

Never buy flavored xondomns and go near that dog

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paulthebassguy 0

YDI for two reasons: 1) you should be eating with your MOUTH CLOSED 2) you should train your dog better so that it behaves itself.

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EpicUsername 0

1.) I was, but as I said in the OP, he forced his tongue into my mouth. 2.) I've only had him for 2 months, and he's made a lot of progress since I first got him. Immediately after I got him, I enrolled him in a beginner's dog obedience class, which he graduated from last Monday. He's going to take an advanced class in April. :)

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EpicUsername 0

I got him from a rescue organization. He used to be a stray. :)

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rachellinzay 0

oh gross that's discusting but I know how you feel my dog slips me the tounge sometimes too... it's gross

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Smilzen 0

I like how everybody's so comfortable trashing the OP, but nobody's got the underwear huskies to respond to her (perfectly reasonable) explanations.

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schnitzel5 0

the dog decided that you needed to go on a diet of no food

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kydude 0

That's what you get for not offering to share.

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peachezthelette 22

SNiCKERDOODLES. SHUT THE HELL UP..SERiOUSLY NO ONE LiKES YU. YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE A DOG WOULDNT EVEN LOOK AT YOU CUZ YOU'RE SO UGLY! STOP HATiN ON EVERYONE, TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR UGLY ASS BEFORE YOU EVEN HATE. GAH. AND DOGS BEG OVER HUMAN FOOD YOU STUPiD BiTCH. THEY CANT HELP iT!

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