By MJ3105 - 07/05/2009 11:36 - Israel

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
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youmakemyday_fml 0

ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

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ozymandias_fml 0

You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

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ayray88 0

I'm pretty sure EVERY one else has said this, but WHY WOULD YOU LICK SOMEONE'S USED MAYO OFF OF A TABLE????? thats FOUL. you are absolutely foul.

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CurdledMilk 0

Why would you even do that in the first place? Expect to die of Swine Flu by Monday morning.

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sondramcfail 0

You ate a drop of mayo from OFF THE TABLE? The OUTDOOR table? Ewww, YDI x10.

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3picfaill 0

Dumbass, why the hell would you lick anything on a table??? Even if you wiped it first, ydi retard

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Saruh 0

OP is a nasty ****** if they eat mayonnaise off public tables! At least you weren't eating "chocolate" off a toilet seat. But then again, you probably do that too.

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summer66_fml 0

eeeewwww why would you lick something off the table anyways ur just gross.....

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ImaTrainwreck 0

Why would you lick something off a table in the first place?

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ShortyBBangin 0

Ha that's what you get for wiping something off a public table with your finger....what makes you an idiot is actually licking it.

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FlatBaby 0

Omg, you people have forgotten what this sais : Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful. Don't be so hard on this person!

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