Health: Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was...

By phonesnshit - 29/05/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML

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By iliterallypoopedmyself - 19/01/2012 01:54 - Australia

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

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By TheHeirofTime - 15/08/2016 15:11 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

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By Poopie - 29/01/2011 06:06 - Canada

Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML

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By Sonic - 15/01/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML

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By Crap - 30/07/2015 00:57 - United States - Seminole

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By yolo is for shitheads - 09/10/2012 16:07 - United States

Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML

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kamkak 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 12:24

why didn't you just have a portable phone with you?

towboatdude 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 12:28

Op sounds like you wound up in a shity situation there! I know I'm wrong for that but I couldn't pass it up...

Comments

lalala098 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 16:06

next time keep the phone if it's cordless in the bathroom if your in there and the phone rang you would have been able to get it

ToNstAAr 8

Saturday 29 May 2010 16:06

Lol thats gross. ;s

dannoman 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 16:11

I suppose this is probably true since no one in canada has heard of cordless phones much less cell phones

ladidalisa 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 16:28

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ladidalisa 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 16:35

what's anti-flood?

ICuDDy 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 16:46

@ andruh ur retarded bro all ur Comments are Gay... Gtfo Plus Go work Out u have no abs Fag Boi.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 17:16

:O Raleigh is too cool.

rawrimadinosour 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:11

Eww that's gross dude.

l3allin_all_day 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:25

Canada ftw

Melvar_10 3

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:58

He is just jealous nobody loves her as much as Raliegh (however u spell it) btw.... HI ANTI-FLOOD!! *pulls out knife and proceeds to stab it over and over*