By pride? what's that? :( - 01/09/2012 00:23 - Belgium - Leuven

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Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML
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UnluckyIrishKid 9

Was the doctor atleast anal about the proceure? All pieces removed?

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eggmarie 25

I'm not even thinking about the hospital trip. I'm trying to figure out how the ride there went.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

At least it was a sex toy. And next time use more lube. Or just stick with a vibrator.

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onorexveritas 23

well...did it feel good?

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Shenannigoats 16

...why, exactly? What about this implies that OP has no life?

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Dnigz13 4

Mmm I'm pretty sure if your playing with you asshole and using toys your probably not supposed to put the whole thing up there unless your 100% positive that you can get it out

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bizarre_ftw 21

*scans the comments for the doc ('tis too perfect)*

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

What is wrong with you? You're depressed and your first instinct is to get drunk? And then you're depressed so your first instinct is to shove a ***** up your ass? YDI...find something better to do with your time for both conditions. /facepalm

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jbones24 22

No matter how you got there, it could not have been a fun trip.

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hunteer9 5

Well it could have been something worse. I know people that have gone to the doctors to have fishing hooks removed from there , oh and bottle caps

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