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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By Abbynyc - 28/09/2014 11:40 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

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youfailed18 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 18:59

why didn't you just hold your skirt up with your hands?

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 27 January 2011 19:01

Were you wondering if your new diet was working? Did your panties down fall with them too?

Comments

saleha97 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 22:11

wow, that's not embarassing at all..

Matt0990 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 22:20

well maybe use your brain when taking off something that is used for holding clothing up around your waist and you won't give everyone a free show.

notsooriginalfml 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 22:31

ever hear of wearing clothes that fit? or do you purposely buy clothing to big,if so then whats the point?

gigilvrs6 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 22:37

That will sure help with a pat-down if they ask you for one.

djkartoshka 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:12

did u go comando? haha

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:13

I'm trying to work out why a belt would conceal anything that's a threat to national security... I mean, the belt itself could be appropriated into a weapon but so could most items of clothing.

joeykrak 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:30

oops. That sucks. I feel sorry for u

dd22 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:44

pics or it didn't happen

sallen0046 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:49

There's no sense at all behind this. You obviously knew you were going to the airport. You chose to wear a skirt that did not fit, and should have known you would have to remove your belt to go through security. Knowing the skirt did not fit, you did not hold it up. But you have the nerve act as though you're surprised the skirt slipped down, despite the fact you knew you you needed a belt to hold it up in the first place. You not only deserve it, but are either an attention seeker, or a complete idiot.

awesomeooo3 0

Friday 28 January 2011 0:02

Exactly! Also, I would assume that the belt has a metal buckle and everyone knows most metal sets off metal detectors in airports. So surely OP should have thought ahead and seen that she would have to take it off? OP: "Today, I was an idiot. FML."