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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By Abbynyc - 28/09/2014 11:40 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

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youfailed18 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 18:59

why didn't you just hold your skirt up with your hands?

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 27 January 2011 19:01

Were you wondering if your new diet was working? Did your panties down fall with them too?

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maybaybe 0

Friday 28 January 2011 0:29

Yeah it sucks but at least you'll probably never see those people who saw you with your skirt down again.

soldier4life_88 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:05

that's a good way to look at it!!

nahbayccb 0

Friday 28 January 2011 0:34

Erm... tuck ur skirt into the band of ur underwear?? better than have it fall to the ground....

rattusrattus 18

Friday 28 January 2011 2:51

That is an excellent way to lose your underwear. The elastic is not designed to support the weight of a skirt.

robert212 0

Friday 28 January 2011 4:25

haha nice idea cuz it would pul the underwear down to lol

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 28 January 2011 0:41

Lesson learned here. Don't wear anything that's that baggy/large fitting. If it doesn't fit, bad things can and will happen.

meeba 2

Friday 28 January 2011 1:33

so? none of those ppl knew u personally if i were you i would not GAF

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 28 January 2011 3:38

Are you used to being semi-naked in public then? Most people would have a problem with it whether they knew the people in the crowd/building or not.

meeba 2

Friday 28 January 2011 1:34

maybe she buys clothes that are too big 'cause she has eating problems

Turtle_Man 21

Friday 28 January 2011 5:19

Awwww where was I?):

aaronkdubblea 0

Friday 28 January 2011 5:23

are you hot?

Moldyd 0

Friday 28 January 2011 7:16

Aaaand then everyone saw your penis....

jmasters 0

Friday 28 January 2011 20:31

fake! if its real what flight and what time

smexymules 0

Friday 28 January 2011 21:10

Why would you buy and wear a skirt that's too big? 0.o YDI Think about that before you buy clothes

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