By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

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Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
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doodlecloud 26

Well, were you wearing a ridiculous push-up bra with a ton of padding? If so, can't really blame him for being surprised. If not and he's just really bad at judging size then that sucks...I'm betting it's more the former though.

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vanity113 9

You should have put your hand down his pants and reciprocated the favour.

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amandalillian 27

Am I the only one who read larget when it should be larger? right? or have I spontaneously developed Dyslexia. How has this not come up in the comments sooner?

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nnnope 26

it's just a typo - the admins will probably fix it soon.

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upallnight11 19

I hope you left immediatly.

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challan 19

This is why you shouldn't use false advertising! I'm only a b cup, but proud of my high, firm ladies! Go braless OP, don't wear 3 inches of Victorias best padding. They might have bigger gals, but bigger is not always better! Cute and perky get my vote!!!

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spazz666 18

Going bra-less isn't always the best answer. Also, not wearing a bra can cause your breasts to become saggy when you're older (and who wants that?). Maybe she should just wear a bra that fits?

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challan 19

I didn't mean all the time, I meant instead of being insecure, be proud and show what you're working with! But you are right, wear a padless bra!

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love_me_electric 20

46 - going braless actually makes your boobs perkier. The support from your bra weakens your chest muscles because they don't have to work as hard, and the result is saggier boobs. Everyone's boobs get saggy when they're old, wearing a bra isn't going to change that.

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Fuji76 15

Actually #93 is right. They just completed a scientific study proving that wearing a bra does, in fact, make your breasts sag more. Burn your bras ladies! :D

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Emily062611 6

I think that'd be really uncomfortable. If you have larger breasts it can be really unpleasant when you don't have the support :/ if you're comfy that way though, by all means burn your bras :p

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KLeePrice 11

93 and 95, that's actually not true. The woman from the doctors says the more you wear a bra the longer they will start perky. You can't argue with gravity.

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KLeePrice 11

You have watched Nat Geo right? Those women aren't perky in the slightest and the never wear a bra! XD

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DDCA 24

Challan, again I love you. And everyone is just jealous she can run around braless. Perky and firm get my vote, too. So excuse me while #16 and I get married. Haters!

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DDCA 24

And if the women from doctors tell you piercing your nipples and occasionally connecting them to a car battery twice a week will stimulate the muscle to keep them perkier longer, I bet you'd do it. Think for yourselves people!

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Enslaved 36

My girl friend had natural double Ds and once she took her bra off, her breast hung so low that she practical looked flat. She now had a lift (with the anchor cut) and implants (if she only got implants, her boobs would look like Snoopy's nose). She feels more confident. Btw her surgery was painful and expensive so I prefer to wear padded bras. I have tiny boobies and my clothes look better with some of the different bra styles. My guy never had an issue once my top came off. :P

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jeepers_1 21

That's not how it is for everyone though! I have pretty large girls and I think they still look pretty good!

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Enslaved 36

Age has a lot to do with it. She just turned 30 and has had two babies. She was perky as a teen like most girls were. :P But over time, even small boobs tend to droop. That's why a good support bra is important. (:

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Freethaawave 19

Enslaved is right, ladies, do what you want!! If you want to go commando or wear a triple padded bra... Who cares! Its your body

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ama87 8

Sounds like a great way to talk himself out of sex. You could have been like "aaaaand I'm gone." Please update and tell us all you left.lol

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Bicko2004 25

Sorry I have just realised that my comment could be taken either way. I meant that his insensitive words would have killed the moment!!!

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spazz666 18

I imagine that's why this is on FML. :P

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FMLephant 2

He "wondered" where they went.

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Bano360 25

As much as I have sympathy, I think your boyfriend's response was hilarious.

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djxerxes9000 18

I've said it once and ill say it again. Assumptions can really **** your day up.

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lopecrit 7

Some one finally said it! Everyone is blaming the girl "don't wear a push up bra". What about not assuming and instead of sizing up a girls **** why don't you look into her eyes?

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j_sheree6121 10

It sucks but you need to be confident. I am a D cup however from losing and gaining weight so much they sag and are not perky anymore I do wear a push up bra, no its not 3 inches thick either. It just lefts them and gives me good cleavage. With my new guy when I took off my bra he made a joke about my bra being magic. I owned up and said ya I wear a push up, it makes them look good. We joke about it all the time now. If you are confident in yourself then comments like your boyfriends aren't a big deal.

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VeganVampyre 26

That's not quite the same though, if you only use a basic push up to help your cleavage, that shouldn't make your boobs look "much larger than they really are" as OP stated, just perkier and maybe a little fuller. The only thing I can think of that would make them look way bigger would be a padded push up, like those new ones that make you look "2 full cup sizes!" larger.

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Enslaved 36

29, Thanks for adding your comment.(: Some people act like it's a crime to wear a padded bra! If you're comfortable with your size and shape more power to you. You wear yours because of your reasons and I wear a padded bra because some of my outfits look better, plus I don't like my nips pointing out. :P Guys claim to love boobs no matter their size so why does it matter if a girl wears one or not?

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Supganosh 2

33, those "new" double push ups? When I go out with my girlfriend and she wants to go look at bras, I see ones for 4 sizes bigger..

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