Intimacy: Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes...

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

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Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:15

I bet your throat hurts from crashing into his pole ;)

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Well, that you kind of deserve. I don't see why you humans even drive cars, they are so dangerous. -Fluffy McTiger

Comments

maddehsaurr 0

Monday 24 October 2011 1:08

i do that all the time. how te hell did you break your collarbone?

manumons 8

Sunday 13 November 2011 1:01

why the hell would he close his eyes what an idiot

sexaddict89167 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:01

I have done that but not crashed ... It was a seven hour drive so I wanted to please him It ended up in getting a cab and fuckinf in the back lol

IvyStar 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 3:24

Why the **** wouldn't you just wait till later?

newburton13 26

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:54

That's illegal in America, believe it or not.

CallMeBloo 31

Monday 16 July 2012 17:37

Wow, that's....that's so incredibly stupid and selfish. You could have waited until you got somewhere, or pulled over, but nooooo, Speashul Horny Snowflake chose to endanger dozens of peoples' lives! Be glad this is all the punishment you're getting. It could have easily been vehicular manslaughter.