By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 00:47 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0

I bet your throat hurts from crashing into his pole ;)

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TheTigerRoars 0

Well, that you kind of deserve. I don't see why you humans even drive cars, they are so dangerous. -Fluffy McTiger

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PhillyFox 0

You mean people are still dumb enough to give/receive road head? I thought they would've been weeded out by now...

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Gouda91 0

Ah, natural selection at its finest.

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TOL_fml 6

Op you're stupid.....that's all I have to say.

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Jiujitsu77 0

I scratched my rims like that one time...LOL even when not driving....women cause accidents on the road

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All_for_him5566 0

Wow, always wanted to try that, but makes me second guess it

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varkey 7

how can anyone be this retarded? first of all, how do you even give road head, do you stretch across both the seats and the gearbox in the middle, and your boyfriend's pants are down? that's indecent exposure right there, and plus with his getting head obviously he can't focus on the road. plus, your head is probably obstructing his arms you both deserve to have died painfully.

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penguinazul 13

I've always wondered how this works, too. It sounds like rather awkward positioning and doesn't sound fun at all.

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