Love: Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I...

By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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llSgtScopell 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:11

Us guys can never catch a break huh?

Crabby 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:12

So I take it English isn't your first language? Why would anyone use the word "stench"? to "lovingly" describe someone?

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m0nicam0nster 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 19:15

who has to prepare a compliment? just say what you mean i dont see how its that hard to say "you smell delicious/wonderful/amazing" who practices and prepares?????

m0nicam0nster 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 19:17

#32 - i would have laughed, probs thought it was cute... but its a complete personal preference as to whether people like pet names or not!!!! a friend and her bf called each other pumpkin and muffin...and loved it LOL thats extreme but srsly whether you like it or not has nothing to do with this AT ALL

xpapercutsx 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 19:18

33, I totally agree...the poor guy worded something wrong. If I was his girlfriend I would have laughed and teased him about it, he's not a douchebag.

xpapercutsx 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 19:18

33, I totally agree...the poor guy worded something wrong. If I was his girlfriend I would have laughed and teased him about it, he's not a douchebag.

UltimateIdiot911 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 19:27

Don't worry, I make mistake in my wording all the time. Let's just hope she knows you made a mistake in wording.

alwaysalady 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 19:33

If I was your GF, I'd LOL.

Kingrayer 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 19:39

stench = bad

Amkii 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:04

....you must not be a native English speaker, then?

AlyshaDeShae 10

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:08

Aww, that's so sadly cute. I would totally forgive you . . . after laughing for a good while. :-p As long as she has a sense of humor, you'll be fine. She might tease you about it for a while. I would go for lines like, "So, sweetie, what do you think of this new stench?" whenever I got a new perfume or something, but that's just me. :-D