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By Pottymouth - 25/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By AK-47 - 17/07/2015 23:04 - United States - Farmington

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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Smooth.

By yosmurf - 13/08/2018 23:31

Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Calaura9 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:44

If you can't figure out how to keep your phone out of the toilet by now, don't bring it into the bathroom with you.

Pink_ElePhant88 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:06

iPhone's are great, they just are being pissy because they don't have one

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cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:11

Two scenarios in my head; Either you ate your iPhone, or you had it resting on the toilet seat for some odd reason.

Jemibub 4

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:53

FML for having to READ this. Yet another story with a bad mental image. Ugh.

Larrrse 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:11

YDI for not being careful. Really, how the **** do you drop your iPhone into the toilet WHILE ********?

Astraea 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:22

ydi for being so careless. i would never leave my iphone in such danger! i guess it was in the pocket of your jeans or sth. try to be more careful with the new one :D (considering that it died, not because of liquid but its smell :P)

TItan160 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:06

diarrhea doesn't go "plop" it goes "boom"

katiefershady 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:21

hahahahaaahahahahahahahaha!!

sexxcjess 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:16

the only example i can think of to put a blackberry over an iphone is the calendar is much more detailed. but then again, there's an app for that. yeah i've converted many snotty little blackberry users and they stay quiet now.

musu_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 13:49

"There's an app for that". Someone's replaced your brain and replaced it with a tape loop of Apple ads!

hogermite 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:21

my iPhone survived a full wash cycle - don't attempt to turn it on - put it in a bag of rice for at least five days - bingo - voilà! it turned on - there was some water that had to evaporate beneath the screen - now it works good as new - not sure if it works the same with poop - but give it a go!