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By Pottymouth - 25/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By AK-47 - 17/07/2015 23:04 - United States - Farmington

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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Smooth.

By yosmurf - 13/08/2018 23:31

Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Calaura9 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:44

If you can't figure out how to keep your phone out of the toilet by now, don't bring it into the bathroom with you.

Pink_ElePhant88 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:06

iPhone's are great, they just are being pissy because they don't have one

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Xkwizit 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:33

LMAOOOOO

ilovedastone 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:34

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Xkwizit 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:35

i cant stop laughing at this. idk why. but o man. that really does suck :X

Lounia_fml 8

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:41

So let me get this straight, you actually took a crap without pulling your pants down? Right.

perfectgrl6971 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:48

oh my god! I would flippin freak out if that happened to my iPhone... =o that's why I don't leave mine anywhere close to the toilet.

cs68507 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:49

People....as the OP pulled their pants down to go the phone fell out of the back pocket. If it was an urgent need to go then they probably did this very quickly and the sound of the phone matched up with the going.

oliviah_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:57

I suppose this is: Reason #36734 Not To Put Your Phone In Your Back Pocket.

ninety3 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:09

You definitely would've realized it wasn't you ******** because nothing was exploding from your anus. I call bullshit. If not, you're just ******* stupid.