if you dropped the phone in, then had diarrhea on top of it, dont you think it'd be covered in the shit, therefore making it not visible? i dont understand how you saw it o_o that, and the fact that you couldn't have been ******** before the phone fell in, since it most likely happened when you were pulling your pants down. if you werent fully ******** yet, why would you think the sound of an iphone falling in was your feces? god damn people. like 99 said, i call bullshit.

An apple product where all apple products deserve to be

If you hear a plop, but don't feel anything come out, that usually means nothing came out. Unless your asshole was numbed up for some reason....

The iphone is shit anyway.

What kind of dumps do you take that your shit makes the same sound as a hard piece of plastic/glass/metal? Maybe stock up on some Medimucil. Sounds fake to me. An iphone is heavy enough to fall through the water and hit the bowl hard enough to make a sound.

That's where Apple belongs.

I sure hope that you've got your Apple Protection Care Plan updated so that you can go ahead and replace that one :/

umm... y did u look in the toilet after u had diarea?

How the **** do you do that, ydi on the fail

Dang! I have an iPhone and if that happened to me I would seriously cry my eyes out. Sorry for your loss by the way.