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By Pottymouth - 25/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By AK-47 - 17/07/2015 23:04 - United States - Farmington

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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Smooth.

By yosmurf - 13/08/2018 23:31

Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Calaura9 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:44

If you can't figure out how to keep your phone out of the toilet by now, don't bring it into the bathroom with you.

Pink_ElePhant88 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:06

iPhone's are great, they just are being pissy because they don't have one

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spartan12280 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:36

iPhone beats iPod touch any day

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:00

Probably fake but YDI for keeping your iPhone in your pocket while at home. IPOD TOUCH FTW!!!!!!!!

dreaaathomas 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:06

hahahahah

katiefershady 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:13

that sucks so bad. I am so protective of my phone i dont even bring it in the bathroom for fear of water getting on it. (i have broken a few phones just from the freaking sink!)

pialouisee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:14

hah. wow. did u get it back out?

ellysa_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:55

So fake!

Drummr6 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:58

haha i'm sure there's an app for that

sk8ordie985 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:39

every one that says the iPhone sucks is obviously jealous that they don't have one. I don't have one, and I'm jealous too

Uvula 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:43

I don't know about iPhones but iPod touch 2g survive being in water for a while, but I had to wait for it to dry because the speakers temperarly don't work.