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By Pottymouth - 25/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By AK-47 - 17/07/2015 23:04 - United States - Farmington

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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Smooth.

By yosmurf - 13/08/2018 23:31

Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Calaura9 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:44

If you can't figure out how to keep your phone out of the toilet by now, don't bring it into the bathroom with you.

Pink_ElePhant88 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:06

iPhone's are great, they just are being pissy because they don't have one

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ummwoahx3 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:57

All I wanna know is; why did you bring your iPhone in the bathroom? YDI.

lovelykendra5 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:04

******* gross.

sikanderimran 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:24

does your iPhone have a virus now?

xHaniffax 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:25

I know phones slip out of back pockets very easily so it's quite understandable that it fell into the toilet what I don't get is how you thought you pushed it out of your ass, when clearly it didnt (but who knows) so surely you would feel something coming out of your anus?

georgie2486 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:30

You checked your shit?

NiNA_BOBiNA 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:47

LMFAO! you totally deserve that! thats why you dont put your phone in your back pocket someone could steal it or in your case it could fall in the toilet with your shit :] Nicee onee

Andyman115 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:47

apparently this person spreads their legs a little wider than other people :p

sireen 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:50

what's wrong with owning an iPhone? I am currently using an iPod touch & I love it. all the negative comments on apple are completely irrelevant. but just somethig I have to add- apple has AMAZING service. if iPhones worked with verizon, I'd totally buy one. AnYWAYYY- to the OP, hopefully you have good warranty. if you use a hair dryer you can possibly dry it up enough for it to at least work. and I'd take it to the apple store. a somiliar problem happened to my friend. but he didn't have insurance on it :/