By luckygirl - 14/12/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
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Indiana_fml 4

At least that's a line which will never be overused.

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SSC_fml 0

Hey, it's original, props to the person who said it :)

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ShaydeStar 0

I see you've met my brother...Punkrocker? Tall? Skinny? Hits on EVERYTHING!?

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Mitch1134 0

Thats ******* perfect. sorry though...hahaha

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redshortsx 0

that's not an fml. more like I have ******* hilarious story to tell all my friends

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rincewind88 0

absolute class.. clearly you were both meant to be together!

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Mata_Hari 0

Would you have preferred, "Really love your peaches, I wanna shake your tree." Hmm?

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Relentless113 0

any guy who has the balls to use that line, deserves to get some. epic win!

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vchaos 0

I would have accepted "My love for you, is like a truck. Berserker."

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Lamachicken5 0

Ok what is FYL and @OP?

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strawberryspacejam 11

Lamachicken5. FYL=**** Your Life. OP=Offended Person.

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