By luckygirl - 14/12/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
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Indiana_fml 4

At least that's a line which will never be overused.

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SSC_fml 0

Hey, it's original, props to the person who said it :)

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Tell him to hurry to the bathroom before he get his love all over his pants.

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TimmyT 1

Your eyes are so blue, like the water in my toilet! You're so hot, you're gonna melt The elastic in my underwear http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/wannaburlovr.html Awesome song, you should see Weird Al sing it live, he dresses like a pimp and crawls over all the women in the audience singing it right in their faces, it's hilarious!

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ArtistsSunshine2 0

I was Al's Beef Burrito in concert once...heehee

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theshadow013 0

He pointed at me and said I smelled like Fritos! :D

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citygirlnomore 0

HAHAHAH i would have laughed so hard if someone said that to me LOL

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2npac 0

artistssunshine- wow congratulations u ****** stalker!

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sammitysam 0

Mmm.. Hot, wet, steaming luuurve.. Just the way you like it.

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XxPLAYMAKERxX 0

How bout my love for you is like busting a nut, I can't hold it in.

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patticake1601 0

romance and bowel movements, gosh how romantic ♥

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