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By smoochie - 01/08/2009 21:37

Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 053
You deserved it 23 370

Same thing different taste

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Wouldn't you feel the roughness of his hand or something?

I love how accidentally kissing a guy's hand makes you gay, even if you're not attracted to other men Besides the OP could be a woman for all we know. Why have we assumed he's a man?

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sdfrew 0

if the doctor was hot I probably would like make out with him and put the baby down xD jk but still I'm perverted a bit and watch **** slot so....yeah it wouldn't matter I guess if *I* did it with the doctor.

XTheDesertSongX 17

wow that sucks that he didn't tell you that you were :/ he probably liked it. especially if your a girl :/ but it's not really an fml, is it?

im pretty sure the OP is a woman, not that a man can't kiss his daughter to comfort her but just saying, and didn't kissing a guy's hand use to be some kind of manerism or something, it's not really a fml, it was only his hand, and doctor's have really clean hands...

MissHannah_fml 0

Ha, I was going to say that he was pretty rude to not say anything, but then again, wouldn't you be able to tell the difference between your baby's head...and an old guys hand? If this is real, you're pretty blind to the obvious....

vampire121 0

You didn't notice? The doctor didn't say anything? WTF?

yeah i feel ya... my aunt was driving in a car and i was sitting in the middle of the back seat and her son was sitting to the left of me and he wasnt feeling good so she started to pat his leg for comfort but she was doing that to my leg... i didnt say anything i was in shock haha

My sons head feels kinda weird and wrinkly...I would probs mistake it for a hand ;)