By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

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Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
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NorfolkDude 2

Your boobs could be perfectly normal size. The thing is in modern times many people are used to images of girls with huge boobs, so basically our preception of boobs is far too great. I wouldn't stress it really.

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mikeyellenlee 0

I love how large breasted chicks sit there and say, "Ugh! I hate my big boobs!" and then wear low cut shirts and shove them in everyone's face. Smaller breasts are tasteful, and allow you to develop a *gasp!* PERSONALITY.

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necomni 0

That'd be a good thing for you ;)

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Jboogie1088 0

More than a mouth-full is a waist.

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lyssypoo 0

I feel for you hun. My boyfriend is obsessed with big ass boobs, but now that he has had to deal with mine..he thinks their perfect. So enjoy your boobs!

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CaptainCasual 0

I think you are projecting your own insecurity on him. I would have said pretty much the same thing, though I think I might have said "I'm in luck..." However, he might have been saying *you* were in luck because he likes small boobs so he would be paying far more attention to them, to your benefit.

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CaptainCasual 0

By the way, I love small boobs (B-ish) and I know what to do with them. If it was you and I in bed, *you* would be in luck! (us guys always consider ourselves lucky to have a woman in bed with us in the first place...)

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twitteraddict 0

I like small breasts too, but maybe he could have told you in a better way, or not said anything?

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Bunbu 8

I am offended that you don't like the fact that guys like you for having small ****. I have 34G **** and they get me nowhere except a chiropractor's office.

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marleyvk 0

woah I'm also a 34 G... and I'm 15, shit ya I'm destined for a chiropractor, or surgery IF they get bigger. I do prefer big to small though.

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cobrakid77678 0

don't sweat! i'm a guy and size means nothing to me.

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KaylieKhaos 0

I agree, I love little **** too. Get over it.

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